The Internet's Most Definitive Guide (I Think) to Getting Broke

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On the Internet there are thousands of articles about how to make money, create businesses, become millionaires... but none about how to waste your savings and go bankrupt.

Until today.

You have in front of you the Internet's most definitive guide to getting broke . Put some of their varied advice into practice and you will achieve the impossible: squander your assets with little effort.


Let's start!

Accumulate status symbols
Humility is a poor thing.

Do just the opposite of what I usually  UK Email List   preach in my newsletter and buy designer clothes, luxury bags, expensive watches, drink bucks bottles of wine... The first step is always signage.



The greater or lesser usefulness of these products does not matter to anyone. It is a secondary matter. This is going to take a long time. Of posture. From an Instagram photo. From “look how well that son of a bitch is doing” .

Therefore, put modesty aside and concentrate your efforts on making it clear to those around you that you are already rich. No neighbor, ex-partner or co-worker should have any doubts about this.

Believe that “you deserve it”
Martyr yourself thinking about how badly life treated you when you were just a poor rat boy.

His parents did not buy him that expensive Scalextric that he liked so much, so now he “deserves” the brand's entire collection of tracks, cars, books and various supplements.

And of course, don't let your children inherit your childhood traumas . They are the most important thing. You can't lack anything.

Do not educate them in scarcity and savings, that is for lonchafinistas. Educate them in consumption, ostentation and luxury. Pamper them, pamper them and never allow them to lack anything.

They deserve it too.

Enjoy a bigger car, a bigger house and a bigger ego
You have enough money in the bank, so don't be stingy and finally live the life you've dreamed of .

Retire the old utility vehicle you've driven for the last ten years and trade it in for a brand new Tesla. If all the posh people of Madrid have it, you will be no less.

And what can you tell me about your house? Living in an apartment of disgusting square meters is middle class, and you are no longer middle class. If this is not the best time of your life to buy a good townhouse with a garden and pool, when will it be?

Imagine it for a moment, with its minimalist shapes and wide spaces. You can use the attic to set up the Scalextric tracks!

And don't forget to buy a pool table. In porn movies, millionaires always fuck with prostitutes on the pool tables.